Overheard at Nordstrom

I just had to share this...

Ok, put aside that I had to go to Nordstrom after going to the gym to buy new underwear as I had forgotten a clean change for post gym….
As I am going down the escalator, behind me I hear “well Cherl, due to the Derrick situation, you are entitled to go out and get yourself laid”

I don't know who Derrick is, nor do I know what his situation is. But, thank you Derrick for entitling Cherl to go out and get herself laid!

-Happy Tuesday, go get yourself laid! but not before you sign up to sponsor me. I only have about $1,200 to go and could use your help.